Post by Professor Pomona Sprout on Sept 23, 2004 20:03:47 GMT -5
Weekly Horoscopes (by witchbroom)
Aries March 21 - April 19
You're a mountain explorer and you've just reached a new summit. Not only is the view incredible, but it makes the whole journey up to this point well worth the effort. This kind of success is what you've been driving at for a long time. Now the question is: What next? Now that you've proven it to yourself (and to others) that you can do almost anything, you have to decide what it is you most want to do. This whole week is about achieving goals and setting new ones. Remember that life is not only about building a reputation. It's also about doing what makes you happy.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. As much as you'd like to seal the deal and be done with it, you don't want to get yourself into anything you may regret later. Your hesitation is prudent. This is not the kind of risk that is going to pay off. This is not a week for financial investments. It's a week for investing in yourself and in your friendships. On Wednesday, you're going to feel more grounded and enlightened than you have in a long time, and this coming Sunday you're going to have an eye-opening heart-to-heart with a great friend.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You and you-know-who are like peas in a pod. Or, more accurately, you're like Lewis and Clark. You're exploring new territories together, and the discoveries you're making are exciting and inspiring. On Thursday, this relationship might start to strain a little under the pressure of all that intensity, but you two are meant to be joined at the hip. Just confront the issue head-on and the friction will dissolve almost immediately. You two have so much to learn from each other -- so much that, by the end of the week, you may find that certain of your own opinions are radically changing.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Do something for yourself today. You've been at the beck and call of your friends and your boss for way too long now. Cancel whatever plans you have for lunch and take a walk, or cozy up on a park bench with a new magazine. Sometime this week, spend a couple of hours in a bubble bath after taking yourself to the movies. In other words, treat yourself. You're very good at being there for other people, but this is not one of those weeks. This is a week of personal restoration. Do whatever you feel like -- even if that means doing nothing at all.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Your love life has just been kicked up a notch. You've been having so much fun you've barely noticed the growing intensity. Put that energy into your next date: Do something wild and crazy. Eat in a restaurant you've never been to before. Go for a ride on a motorcycle. Hop on a plane together. Romance is supposed to be fun. You're supposed to let yourself get lost in it. Why stick to the boring routine of your daily life? The world is impossibly large and suddenly you have someone to explore it with. Tell them your ideas and be open to theirs.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
You want to rush ahead, but there are too many obstacles in the way. That's probably for the best. Take things one at a time and you won't accidentally knock anything over. On your path toward success this week, the trick is going to be to find creative ways to get people to do what you need them to. Being outright critical of others is no fun, and it's not going to get you the results you want. The lesson of the week is that the traditional way of getting things done just doesn't work anymore. The more flexible you are, the better off (and happier) you'll be.
Libra September 23 - October 22
Get your feelings out. The more ways you find to express yourself, the less you'll feel weighed down by what's on your mind. You're not a balloon. You don't have the capacity to take in a bunch of hot air. Encourage people to be direct with you. On Wednesday, something from your past is going to remind you of someone you've long since forgotten (perhaps an ex), but by Friday you'll have moved on. Fun and romance figure strongly toward the end of your week. You have a crush on someone, and there's a good chance they have a crush on you, too.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Everyone else has one -- why don't you? That kind of logic gets you nowhere. You like to be up on the latest fashions, but a new pair of shoes is not going to solve the world's problems or even make you much happier. And anyway, you're happy as it is. You're marching to beat of your own drummer more and more, and you're finding that life is so much more enjoyable when you're not led along by the crowd. Willpower and shrewdness are major themes in your life this week, and romance is going to be a major theme in your life on Sunday. Lucky you!
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Your friends are your top priority this week. Sometimes in the middle of a social gathering you like to just sit back and watch them interact with one another. Where you ever found such funny, smart people you'll never know. On Wednesday or Thursday, invite a couple of them out to a concert or to see some art with you. They each have such original perspectives on the world that it's always an adventure to explore things with them. Over the weekend, you may find yourself in a conversation with a perfect stranger (and, likely as not, a future friend).
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
It's one of those days when nothing seems possible -- but, of course, you're just in a mood. Nothing is truly impossible, and this will become evident to you again on Wednesday, when the tides will turn and everything will start going your way. See? You have every reason in the world to maintain optimism. On Thursday and Friday, money is going to be on your mind -- someone may be trying to drain your wallet, but you're way smarter than that -- but on Sunday your attention will return to more intellectual and creative matters.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You're so happy and grounded today you feel like you're about to burst with joy. You have so many good friends and so many good ideas you don't know what to do with yourself. You want to go in a million different directions at once. By Wednesday, you're going to feel yourself torn as you try to decide what path to take in the next stage of your life, but by Friday that pressure will have lifted and you'll have come to a clearer sense of what you want. Expect to enter the weekend with a lot of energy and a lot of social plans.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Just do the right thing and everything else will fall into place. Don't try to charm anyone into anything they don't feel like doing. People are moved by their own motivations. Progress on this project will develop much more smoothly if you let things happen naturally. The people close to you have your best interests in mind, and they'd never throw a wrench into anything just for the sake of it. So relax! Take a load off. Give yourself a break. Over the weekend (and on Sunday especially) treat yourself to a day at a spa or a night at the movies.
Aries March 21 - April 19 You're a mountain explorer and you've just reached a new summit. Not only is the view incredible, but it makes the whole journey up to this point well worth the effort. This kind of success is what you've been driving at for a long time. Now the question is: What next? Now that you've proven it to yourself (and to others) that you can do almost anything, you have to decide what it is you most want to do. This whole week is about achieving goals and setting new ones. Remember that life is not only about building a reputation. It's also about doing what makes you happy.
Taurus April 20 - May 20 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. As much as you'd like to seal the deal and be done with it, you don't want to get yourself into anything you may regret later. Your hesitation is prudent. This is not the kind of risk that is going to pay off. This is not a week for financial investments. It's a week for investing in yourself and in your friendships. On Wednesday, you're going to feel more grounded and enlightened than you have in a long time, and this coming Sunday you're going to have an eye-opening heart-to-heart with a great friend.
Gemini May 21 - June 21You and you-know-who are like peas in a pod. Or, more accurately, you're like Lewis and Clark. You're exploring new territories together, and the discoveries you're making are exciting and inspiring. On Thursday, this relationship might start to strain a little under the pressure of all that intensity, but you two are meant to be joined at the hip. Just confront the issue head-on and the friction will dissolve almost immediately. You two have so much to learn from each other -- so much that, by the end of the week, you may find that certain of your own opinions are radically changing.
Cancer June 22 - July 22 Do something for yourself today. You've been at the beck and call of your friends and your boss for way too long now. Cancel whatever plans you have for lunch and take a walk, or cozy up on a park bench with a new magazine. Sometime this week, spend a couple of hours in a bubble bath after taking yourself to the movies. In other words, treat yourself. You're very good at being there for other people, but this is not one of those weeks. This is a week of personal restoration. Do whatever you feel like -- even if that means doing nothing at all.
Leo July 23 - August 22 Your love life has just been kicked up a notch. You've been having so much fun you've barely noticed the growing intensity. Put that energy into your next date: Do something wild and crazy. Eat in a restaurant you've never been to before. Go for a ride on a motorcycle. Hop on a plane together. Romance is supposed to be fun. You're supposed to let yourself get lost in it. Why stick to the boring routine of your daily life? The world is impossibly large and suddenly you have someone to explore it with. Tell them your ideas and be open to theirs.
Virgo August 23 - September 22 You want to rush ahead, but there are too many obstacles in the way. That's probably for the best. Take things one at a time and you won't accidentally knock anything over. On your path toward success this week, the trick is going to be to find creative ways to get people to do what you need them to. Being outright critical of others is no fun, and it's not going to get you the results you want. The lesson of the week is that the traditional way of getting things done just doesn't work anymore. The more flexible you are, the better off (and happier) you'll be.
Libra September 23 - October 22 Get your feelings out. The more ways you find to express yourself, the less you'll feel weighed down by what's on your mind. You're not a balloon. You don't have the capacity to take in a bunch of hot air. Encourage people to be direct with you. On Wednesday, something from your past is going to remind you of someone you've long since forgotten (perhaps an ex), but by Friday you'll have moved on. Fun and romance figure strongly toward the end of your week. You have a crush on someone, and there's a good chance they have a crush on you, too.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21 Everyone else has one -- why don't you? That kind of logic gets you nowhere. You like to be up on the latest fashions, but a new pair of shoes is not going to solve the world's problems or even make you much happier. And anyway, you're happy as it is. You're marching to beat of your own drummer more and more, and you're finding that life is so much more enjoyable when you're not led along by the crowd. Willpower and shrewdness are major themes in your life this week, and romance is going to be a major theme in your life on Sunday. Lucky you!
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 Your friends are your top priority this week. Sometimes in the middle of a social gathering you like to just sit back and watch them interact with one another. Where you ever found such funny, smart people you'll never know. On Wednesday or Thursday, invite a couple of them out to a concert or to see some art with you. They each have such original perspectives on the world that it's always an adventure to explore things with them. Over the weekend, you may find yourself in a conversation with a perfect stranger (and, likely as not, a future friend).
Capricorn December 22 - January 19 It's one of those days when nothing seems possible -- but, of course, you're just in a mood. Nothing is truly impossible, and this will become evident to you again on Wednesday, when the tides will turn and everything will start going your way. See? You have every reason in the world to maintain optimism. On Thursday and Friday, money is going to be on your mind -- someone may be trying to drain your wallet, but you're way smarter than that -- but on Sunday your attention will return to more intellectual and creative matters.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18 You're so happy and grounded today you feel like you're about to burst with joy. You have so many good friends and so many good ideas you don't know what to do with yourself. You want to go in a million different directions at once. By Wednesday, you're going to feel yourself torn as you try to decide what path to take in the next stage of your life, but by Friday that pressure will have lifted and you'll have come to a clearer sense of what you want. Expect to enter the weekend with a lot of energy and a lot of social plans.
Pisces February 19 - March 20 Just do the right thing and everything else will fall into place. Don't try to charm anyone into anything they don't feel like doing. People are moved by their own motivations. Progress on this project will develop much more smoothly if you let things happen naturally. The people close to you have your best interests in mind, and they'd never throw a wrench into anything just for the sake of it. So relax! Take a load off. Give yourself a break. Over the weekend (and on Sunday especially) treat yourself to a day at a spa or a night at the movies.
